Meet our infamous Titty Tote. She's a sexy, luxurious alternative to plastic bags who (if treated like the Titty Queen she is) will last many years helping to reduce the estimated 5 trillion plastic bags that are used yearly, for an average of only 12 minutes yet take a thousand years to decompose.
Our Titty Tote is your perfectly sized travel companion; big enough to fit your groceries, books or work essentials, but small enough to not provoke questions when you're packing overnight for a Tinder fling. She's ethically manufactured (like everything we make here) and loves every type of titty in the territory.
**If you have cancer or are buying for someone who does, please add "FK CANCER *insert your / other person's name*" to your order notes so I can include some special goodies
10% of profits towards research for terminal childhood cancers.
Proudly Australian Made & Owned. Manufactured in small batches.
Product Details
- Reinforced shoulder straps, one large main compartment
- 42cm x 42cm
- Won't: Judge you on the size and shape of your titties
- Will: Communicate to everyone that your illness is chronic but your tits are iconic
Product Care
- Material: 100% cotton canvas 320GSM
- Hand wash and line dry